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| 'We must moan while eating,' answered Pecuchet, 'for it was by this path that mankind lost its innocence.' |
| - Bouvard and Pecuchet, Gustave Flaubert, 1881 |
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Sam What he's eating: Milk and cookies What he's crying about: He broke up with his girlfriend |
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Aggi What she's eating: Deep-fried chicken legs What she's crying about: Thinking of a poor chicken |
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ChrisC What he's eating: Marks & Spencer Victoria Sandwich Cake What he's crying about: Fflur doesn't get why CwE is funny |
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Adam's Friends What they're eating: Special K "Red Berries" What they're crying about: Cable provider canceled Lifetime TV |
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Fern What he's eating: Chinese food What he's crying about: Deceived by celebrity spokesperson |
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Bernhard What he's eating: KNIXX Crisp Joghurt & Vanilla Schokoperls What he's crying about: Has to return his MacBook Pro |
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Brittany in a Box What she's eating: Corn pops (crumbs) What she's crying about: Reduced to hiding under a box |
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Hypno What he's eating: A banana What he's crying about: This damned banana |
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Peter's Friends What they're eating: Gummy candies What they're crying about: Peter goes to Baltimore |
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DanielL What he's eating: Bagel with hummus What he's crying about: Inconsistent weather |
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Carlee/Eric/Justin What they're eating: Chicken taco with lime; chicken burritos with mild sauce What they're crying about: Gentrification |
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Matt/Andrew What they're eating: Nachos What they're crying about: Slept through the holidays |
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Tom What he's eating: A lone pizza crust What he's crying about: Missed out on the biggest pizza party of the year |
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Byl What he's eating: Fresh mozzarella What he's crying about: Parenthood like being pecked to death by small chickens |
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Brittany What she's eating: Organic fake meat stroganoff What she's crying about: Has yet to smash the patriarchy |
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Christopher What he's eating: Chicken tenders, spicy ranch dressing What he's crying about: Global warming |
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Kayleah What she's eating: A head of lettuce What she's crying about: Not comfortable with human contact |
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SpencerK What he's eating: Veggie burger What he's crying about: Sick of himself |
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Engina/Cashish What they're eating: Nutty bars What they're crying about: There was an earthquake |
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Jeff What he's eating: Vanilla yogurt What he's crying about: His cat bit him on the toe |
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CJ/Erik What they're eating: Porridge and crispbread What they're crying about: Motivation problems |
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Megan What she's eating: Rice What she's crying about: Reservations about sorority life |
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DJ What he's eating: Spam What he's crying about: Poor chain letter etiquette has induced bad luck |
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Joe/Chris What they're eating: Tropical Freak Out X-Scream Gushers What they're crying about: AIR RAID! |
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Anna What she's eating: Roti and a Thai iced tea What she's crying about: No one came to Thai temple |
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Amos What he's eating: Meatballs What he's crying about: Never been to Sicily |
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Marissa What she's eating: Honey and balsamic vinegar What she's crying about: Always gives up too easily |
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Mike/Kristin What they're eating: Canned pumpkin What they're crying about: Their pet was too much of a burden |
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AaronW What he's eating: Strawberry yogurt What he's crying about: Online girlfriend dumped him for a Communist |
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Homer What he's eating: Pinchy the lobster What he's crying about: Pinchy the lobster |
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Stella What she's eating: Dr. Bob's chocolate ice cream in a cone What she's crying about: Strawberry sorbet doesn't come in a cone |
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Chad What he's eating: Banana, bread What he's crying about: 30-day termination of tenancy without cause |
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Nicole What she's eating: Strawberry Pop-Tarts What she's crying about: Always expects the worst; never disappointed |
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Sarah What she's eating: Office birthday cake What she's crying about: Lonely in a crowded room |
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Archimedes What he's eating: Birdseed What he's crying about: No one visits his website |
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Lauren What she's eating: Macaroni and cheese, extra creamy What she's crying about: She really loved him |
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Hank/Earl What they're eating: Pudding, peaches in a cup, and whiskey What they're crying about: NASCAR was preempted |
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Emma What she's eating: Grapes What she's crying about: New cat getting all the attention |
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Maria What she's eating: Zucaritas What she's crying about: Americanization tastes grrrreat! |
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John What he's eating: Whipped cream, peanut butter, and cat food on raisin bread What he's crying about: Being different is bittersweet |
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Deirdre What she's eating: Gummi worms What she's crying about: Can't reconcile love of horses with love of gelatin |
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Mark What he's eating: Soggy raisin bran What he's crying about: Old Yeller |
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Mike What he's eating: Grilled salmon fillet; chile con queso What he's crying about: Punctured ego |
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Ossian What he's eating: Melon What he's crying about: The melon is so tasty but the water runs right through me and makes me want to pee-pee |
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Meredith What she's eating: Carrot sticks What she's crying about: Surgery is impossible; marriage is a sham |
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Tash What he's eating: Sliced radishes and hummus What he's crying about: Will never be beautiful, no matter what they say |
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Lily/Ellie What they're eating: Organic watermelon What they're crying about: An old man's sacrifice |
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Henrik What he's eating: Rice snack with cheese What he's crying about: Mother forbids crying |
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Emily What she's eating: An orange What she's crying about: Will never forget the end of Titanic |
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BenH What he's eating: Brie cheese, lettuce and tomato on a baguette What he's crying about: The elephant in the room |
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Rob What he's eating: Melba toast with mozzarella and tomato What he's crying about: Always cries at weddings |
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Kate What she's eating: Dora the Explorer bar What she's crying about: Ice cream man is playing the loneliest song |
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Kelly What she's eating: Chicken nuggets, stuffing and cantaloupe What she's crying about: Thinks she looks ugly when she cries |
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Cathleen/Sosia/Rich What they're eating: Hooters chicken wings and celery What they're crying about: Breasts are smaller since losing weight |
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Ninja What he's eating: Sushi What he's crying about: Can't leave work at the office |
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Paul What he's eating: Warm soda What he's crying about: Everything seems artificial |
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Sophi What she's eating: Tomato soup with sesame seeds What she's crying about: The Arcade Fire isn't really that good |
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Jordan What he's eating: Instant quaker oats What he's crying about: His girlfriend is no longer sensitive to his needs |
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Y108 What they're eating: Condiments from the newsroom fridge What they're crying about: Very, very hungry |
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Justin What he's eating: DangerCorn What he's crying about: Too cowardly to face the world |
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Tyler What he's eating: Fried Ichiban noodles What he's crying about: Can't play the keyboard |
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Ken/Stan What they're eating: Hash browns and soda What they're crying about: Sick of racial stereotypes |
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Molly What she's eating: Nori and aloe vera juice What she's crying about: Professional opinions were way off-base |
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Alice What she's eating: A fortune cookie What she's crying about: The unavoidable nature of fate |
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Maurice What he's eating: Chunky chicken noodle soup What he's crying about: Locked in the bathroom |
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Sean/Bryan What they're eating: Vegetarian chik'n nuggets, $1.99 bottle of wine What they're crying about: Conditions on the farm |
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Matt/John What they're eating: Brownie with cream cheese frosting (Matt), human brains (John) What they're crying about: Feels like an outcast (Matt), Lost his best friend (John) |
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AnDuine What she's eating: Bok choy with smoked chicken and cashews What she's crying about: Existentially bankrupt |
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Helen What she's eating: "Hokey Pokey" ice cream from New Zealand What she's crying about: Alienated by modern women's fashion |
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Joshua What he's eating: Moldy cheese What he's crying about: Surrounded by rats |
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EricG What he's eating: Stringsters string cheese What he's crying about: Regrets choices made for the sake of tradition |
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Alina What she's eating: Boiled egg and water What she's crying about: Always succumbing to temptation |
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Eric What he's eating: Tuna What he's crying about: Can't stop thinking about what he doesn't have |
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Martin What he's eating: Tiramisu biscuits, grape and sour apple fruit roll-up, water What he's crying about: There's no such thing as true love |
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Toby What he's eating: A garden salad, with dressing What he's crying about: Has ruined one relationship after another |
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Matt What he's eating: Grape nuts, honey and yogurt What he's crying about: Not in the loop anymore |
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Josh What he's eating: A powdered mini-donut and a beer What he's crying about: No professional baseball in Las Vegas |
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Dan What he's eating: Pork roast with mashed potatoes What he's crying about: Failed to plan ahead |
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Spencer What he's eating: Ribs What he's crying about: His conjoined twin didn't make it |
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Anne/Sydney What they're eating: Brownie batter What they're crying about: They perioded their pants |
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Demian What he's eating: Toasted bun with mustard, a glass of shiraz What he's crying about: Feels like a fraud |
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Annie What she's eating: Chips and dip, chocolate milk What she's crying about: Cut from the field hockey team for lack of team spirit |
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Jonathan What he's eating: Crackers with honey What he's crying about: Tried too hard to fit in |
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Catherine What she's eating: Crackers with smoked cheese, seltzer water What she's crying about: Her cat has asthma |
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JP What he's eating: Wheat bread What he's crying about: Not omnipotent |
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Erica What she's eating: Chocolate kisses What she's crying about: Her own laziness and lack of ambition |
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Davide What he's eating: Goldfish What he's crying about: The loss of a childhood friend |
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Elliot What he's eating: Ground nutmeg What he's crying about: Doesn't connect with modern cinema |
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Chris What he's eating: A mayonnaise and hot sauce sandwich What he's crying about: Failed to fill out the right form |
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Sumoh What she's eating: Edamame What she's crying about: Brad and Jennifer |
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Nate/Sean What they're eating: Coriander lobster bisque with Samuel Adams summer ale What they're crying about: They haven't lived up to each other's expectations |
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Stefan What he's eating: Cadbury's BrunchBar (cranberry & orange) What he's crying about: His overwhelming dependence on technology |
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Cory What she's eating: Reese's peanut butter cups What she's crying about: Living life under a microscope |
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Jesus What he's eating: Potatoes and ketchup What he's crying about: The wasted promise of youth |
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Gwenda What she's eating: Triple chocolate ice cream What she's crying about: The shameful mistreatment of animals |
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Rowdy What he's eating: Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream What he's crying about: Thrown out of stunt school |
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Lindsay What she's eating: Blueberry pancakes and V-8 What she's crying about: Material goods no longer make her happy |
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Ryan What he's eating: Whipped cream What he's crying about: Missed a great opportunity |
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Aaron What he's eating: Pringles and 22oz Presidente What he's crying about: His girlfriend is making him go to therapy |
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Giacomo What he's eating: Tuna fish sandwich What he's crying about: He's never liked fish |
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Hannah/Paul What they're eating: Tater Tots (her), cheese quesadilla (him) What they're crying about: The gulf between them can no longer be ignored |
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Afshin What he's eating: Chocolate-covered eclair What he's crying about: Not enough positive news stories |
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Christy What she's eating: Sausage with mushrooms and cheese; a vanilla shake What she's crying about: Good at lots of things, but not great at anything |
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Ben What he's eating: Adrenalin Rush energy drink and nachos Vera Cruz What he's crying about: Will never have as much fun as he used to have |
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Estee What she's eating: A green apple What she's crying about: Grandmother didn't lead as full a life as she |
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Ted What he's eating: Honey nut cheerios What he's crying about: The somber moments after dawn |
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Greg What he's eating: Swiss Almond Vanilla ice cream What he's crying about: Always says the wrong thing |
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Cas What he's eating: Fresh strawberries What he's crying about: Coming to terms with his mortality |
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Robert What he's eating: Fried chicken What he's crying about: Babe, pig in the city |
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Erin What she's eating: A soft Taleggio; a semi-firm Garrotxa What she's crying about: Pen pal is in the hospital |
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Tashi What he's eating: Double-chocolate milano cookies What he's crying about: Sex will never be that good again |
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Daniel What he's eating: Buckwheat noodles and rooster sauce What he's crying about: He ruined Passover |
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Will What he's eating: Exotic Berry wine cooler, chips What he's crying about: Not convinced by Anakin's turn to the dark side |
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